Attention! Perverts and Bargain Hunters!

Ok, right now, we have, WAY BELOW RETAIL....... Double ended dildos, portable stripper poles, butt plugs, ejaculating dildos, prostate toys, anal hooks, enema kits, rabbits, and DIY clone-a-willies. new items are being added all night and all week long, and the prices are SICK. http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/shadowedvale_W0QQ_nkwZQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZQQ_ipgZ

This display is only a tiny hint of what I have in store for my site in the not-so-distant future...wink wink!

Stimulate

Stimulate was a rousing success. Elura and I hosted the dungeon, and it was so much fun! We got to play with so many fun people. It was a great atmosphere, and there were so many new faces, not to mention the tried and true. If you didn't make it out, you missed one hell of a party. I expect to be getting a ton of pictures in the near future, but here's one to tide you over. Felix enjoying the fruits of mine and Elura's labor.

Vacation

I will be gone from the 23-28th, and totally unavailable. I had debated possibly sessioning on vacation, and had to let a few people down, but it's MY birthday, and I'm being selfish.:p

I'll be back in action and on my regular schedule the last week of July.

Comedy

I love my job. Really, I do. But once in a while, I get some calls that are just pure comedic gold. Weird requests, or just odd comments. I've decided to share a few with you.

A client called both E and me, asking for alift and carry session, which neither of us offer. What he really wanted what a solid hour of us piggybacking him. I'm sorry, but I'm 5'9", 130. I can't piggyback a 200 lb man for an hour.

Another requested I stab him with diabetic lancets. Um...no.

One called asking for a smell foot session. All fine and good, but when I said I would need advance notice for that he responded, "Are you really that clean?" Yes, I am. Sorry, but I do enjoy a shower.

One man used to constantly call my old dungeon asking for hairy mistresses, no matter how many times we told him that wasn't going to be something he'd find.

Ahhh, I love my job. Especially when it can make me laugh.

Moving

I've decided to move my blog here, I like the format better than LiveJournal. So, if you're curious to see any of my old, archived blogs, they're available at http://jordanjonesnyc.livejournal.com/ or at www.jordanssecret.com All new blogs will be here.

Thoughts

My birthday is 3 weeks from tomorrow. I'll be out of town, with very special loved ones. I'm looking quite forward to some time out of the city, and to seeing them. Another year has passed, a new one lays before me. I sit here and wonder what it will bring us all. I've changed so much over the years, achieved things I'd never dreamed of. I've grown from a young, new Domina working under someone in a house, to the strong, confident, Independent Mistress I am today. I plan for more and better in the time yet to come. I have wonderful friends who I value and love to enjoy it with me all the way. I've met so many wonderful people, and am eager to meet many more. My upcoming birthday has made me realize just how fortunate I really am. To do what I love, not many people have that pleasure. So, yes, a little reflection tonight, on what I have, and what I've built, on how much more I have to learn, and how good life really is.