Tuesday, February 23, 2010

New Jersey, get ready for me fIXEOTICA Fetish & Exotic Dancer Party Presented by fIXE Magazine.com

Imagine a fetish party held in a strip club with exotic dancers performing in
addition to a full dungeon play area! Imagine that the party is held on a
SATURDAY Night, for easy attendance! Imagine getting a spanking from a
dominatrix and a lap dance from an exotic dancer in the same place, on the same
night! You don't have to imagine, fIXEOTICA is all these things and more!
Saturday March 6th,10 PM to 3 AM at After Dark, 83 Passaic St, Newark, NJ. $15
at the door or $10 in advance.

Friday, February 12, 2010


I do not want you. Not you or anyone else. You are NOT special. No, not even you. Say what? You live eleventy billion miles away, have never met me, are into things that don't remotely appeal to me, and claim to have read my profile that directly states I don't want a personal sub, slave or houseboy? Gee, sign me up!
Listen guys, I find it utterly repulsive when you do this. Offensive. Rude. Presumptuous. If i want a personal slave, I'll find one. Don't write me a 9 million word diatribe about why you're wonderful for me and I'm your true owner. Do you know how assumptive that is? I mean, I'll get on my high horse for a second, but why the fuck are you worthy? What makes you think I should be with you? Because you think I'm hot? You don't know me from a hole in the wall.
You're debasing me. Devaluing me. Most of all you're offending me, so SHUT THE FUCK UP, back off, and let me find you, if I want you, you'll know it.


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While I'm at it, I'd like to attach an addendum.
DO NOT EVER:
Ask me out for a date when I have never met or spoken to you. Asking me out as a manner of saying hello will get out a flat out NO.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

I've added a CHATROOM!

The direct link is right here.

http://site.missjordanjones.com/Testimonials.html

I'll be spending a lot of time in here in the next week or so, working out the kinks if there are any, but it should be pretty easy. All you need to do to get in is log in with your Facebook or Twitter ID or just make a new one, and you're in.

After that, I'll be doing chats every so often, but right now i'll be there quite a bit, to make sure everything is running as it should be.

See you there!

Saturday, February 6, 2010

For Will


http://www.oleantimesherald.com/articles/2010/02/05/editorial/doc4b6c8983e3e87653476521.txt

Friday, February 5, 2010 6:55 PM EST

Living, loving the music

“The way I see it, all music is there to entertain us, and like I read in a letter in a guitar magazine once, the music may be here forever, but we won’t. So I plan on checking out as much of it as I can while I’m here, because music is my life.”


- Will Hall, 1999

There are some people who like music. There are others who love it.

And then there are the very rare people who live music. Not living for the scene, the fashion or clout associated with music, but actually living for the songs. Will Hall was one of those people.

Will died Jan. 28 at his home in Buffalo at the age of 38 of an apparent heart attack. He had been living in Buffalo over the past few years after moving away from the Olean area.

Certain corners of the Internet have been abuzz since Will’s passing as friends have gathered to share memories. Buffalonians and fans of The Rabies - Will’s Buffalo-based goth punk band - have left kind words. People like myself from the Olean area, who remember Will as a multi-instrumentalist in bands like Hesher and Ambulance Drunk, have shared their thoughts.
His friends from high school in Hinsdale and college at Fredonia have had a lot of great things to say. And there has been an outpour of emotion from Will’s friends on an online heavy metal message board called Metal Sludge.

This was a side of Will I knew nothing about. I did know about his epic record collection and his equally stunning knowledge of music and musicianship, but I wasn’t privy to his lofty position on this heavy metal message board.

At Metal Sludge, Will was known by his handle of IggyPopWillEatItself, and by the memories that are being shared on a Facebook group titled, “In Loving Memory of Will Hall (1972-2010), it is clear that he was high on the totem pole on the message board.

Dozens of Metal Sludge posters have shared some very touching thoughts on someone they didn’t know in person.

“I used to joke that you could name demos that bands did that the bands themselves didnt even know they did ...Your knowledge on music was amazing. RIP Iggy!” one Metal Sludger wrote. Messages like this from in-person friends and Internet friends go on and on.

For once, the beauty of technology and social networking is on display.

Without them, it’s safe to say that hundreds of people would have missed out on Will.

I was first introduced to Will as a teenager. At the time, Olean had a growing punk music scene, and Will, then in his late-20s, was clearly seen as an elder among the mostly teenage crowd.

Rather than snub all the new kids who started to arrive at the shows, Will was a source of guidance and encouragement.

I can recall talking to Will about the music I was into back then. I told Will I was into California punk bands like Bad Religion, Lagwagon and NOFX. The next time I saw Will, he had mixed me a tape of bands who had influenced the bands I liked - groups like D.I., the Adolescents and Youth Brigade.

I remember looking at the tape in my hand and wondering what Will wanted in return. To my surprise, he didn’t want anything, he just wanted to share his love of music with everyone. And I played the heck out of that tape.

As much fun as I had in the Olean scene, it was still fraught with infighting and scene politics. A lot was made out of people’s musical preferences and whether those preferences were “punk.”

Will spoke out against the perceived importance of labels in a column he wrote for the short-lived Punks Before Profits ’zine in 1999.

“There’s a whole lot of music out there, and it seems a shame to not check out as much of it as you can. And don’t worry about labels. Punk? Metal? Alternative? Goth? Classic rock? Jazz? Blues? Who cares? If you like it, you like it, and that’s all that matters. Music is meant to touch your soul, not impress your friends,” Will wrote.

That statement fit Will perfectly. He liked Megadeth, but he also appreciated The Cure. Isn’t that against the rules? Not in Will’s world - a much less judgmental and probably a more enjoyable world than the one most of us live in.

Will once told me he had done an interview with heavy metal legend Glenn Danzig while working at the college radio station in Fredonia.

This notion blew my 16-year-old mind since I was and still am a big Danzig fan. I felt lucky just to talk to Will about talking with Danzig - I couldn’t believe that someone I knew had spoken to my favorite singer and songwriter.

Apparently, as the years went by, Danzig himself learned to appreciate Will the way so many others did, although I’m not quite sure how they connected.

A photo was recently taken outside the brooding rocker’s home in California and posted online. Attached to the big black gate that surrounds Danzig’s home was a note.

“RIP IPWEI (IggyPopWillEatHimself) Will Hall 1972-2010,” the note says.

Thank you, Will Hall, for your music, your knowledge and your friendship.